with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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