I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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