stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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