oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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