A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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