I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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