Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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