He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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