I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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