at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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