My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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