we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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