He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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