He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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