barbara walters just said penis...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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