yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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