We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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