i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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