what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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