He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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