She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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