Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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