ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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