so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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