when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
People with herpes should wear stickers.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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