Having a random hookup so left but love u
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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