he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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