dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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