im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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