I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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