no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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