Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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