i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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