Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you made out with another girl for some wings
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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