It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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