OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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