Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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