just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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