dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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