She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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My pussy is not your playground.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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