do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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