I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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