Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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