after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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