I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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