bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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