Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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