Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You smell like stripper and shame
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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