There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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