your thong is hanging out like whoa
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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