I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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