hell yes lets make some ravioli
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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