It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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