this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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